Saw this in a email send by YanLing and i was smiling to myself.. I agree on the things she sent.. Cos i always did that~ -.-"

Three Answers Most Scared By Men - some funny stuff

(Whatever)

Men: What to have for dinner?

Women: Whatever..

Men: Why not we have steamboat?

Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face

Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine

Women: Yesterday eat Si Chuan, today eat again?

Men: Hmm..... then I suggest we have seafood

Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women : Whatever..

(Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?

Women: Anything

Men: How about watching a movie?

Long time we havn't watch a movie

Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only

Men: How about we go bowling, do some exercises?

Women: Exercise on such hot day? You not feel tired meh?

Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink

Women: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: Anything

(You decide)

Men: Then we just go home lo

Women: You decide

Men: Let's take a bus

Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la

Men: Ok we will take taxi then

Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance

Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk

Women: How to walk with empty stomach?

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: You decide

Men: Let's have dinner first

Women: Whatever...

Men: Eat what?

Women: Anything

(Man looks around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

I wanted so much badly to kill you. A good for nothing creature who owed me $285 since last year December. Anything not happy with you, you just come at shout at me. Even though i was there sitting "innocently" eating my noodles at my computer desk.

You said what my mum came and be my slave and i just leave the dishes unwash~ Hey~! The pot is calling the kettle black? For the past 6 years WHO IS THE ONE WASHING CLOTHES, DISHES, MOPPING FLOOR AND VACCUMING? COOKING FOR BROTHER? (ALTHOUGH I ADMIT I QUIT COOKING FOR 1YEAR PLUS)

ISIT YOU?! FOR THE FUCKING CHINA CHICKEN OF YOURS? IS ME ! YOUR HIGHNESS!

*IF SOMEONE DISAGREE IN ME CALLING THE CHINA WOMAN "CHINA CHICKEN". SHUT THIS WINDOW AND FUCK YOURSELF OFF~ DONT COME AND GIVE ME AN ACT BY HELPING THEM TO CLEAR THEIR NAMES AT YOUR BLOG~

And now you just come my room and rattled all these nonsense to me? Saying my mum treat me good and i repay her by treating her as a slave? I am now cooking snow jelly for her, giving her facial mask, hair treatment etc you know ornt?

If so, we must repay kindness, then she treat you so well last time. THEN WHY DID YOU GO HOOK ON A BLOODY CHICKEN WHO GOT A CHICK WITH HER ? PEOPLE PLAY WOMAN, YOU ALSO FOLLOW SUIT. BUT OTHERS WERE BABES. YOURS? A "A-CUP" CHICKEN BREAST, SMOKING CHICKEN (SMOKED CHICKEN), WHOSE COOKING SUCKS TO THE CORE~ NOT TO MENTION FAT & SHORT~!! YOU ARE THROWING OUR FACE IN THIS NEIGHBOURHOOD YOU KNOW? PEOPLE AROUND KNEW THAT YOU ARE WITH CHINA WOMAN~!

I yelled at you this and you said " You got your own freedom~"

Fuck you. Dont give me this sort of bullshit. Hey man, i got my own freedom too~!

If you weren't my dad, i would gladly take up the chopper and chop the hack out of you. Get off from my sight and go embrace the china chicken.

Dont forget i saw you yesterday smuggling the china woman into the house. I still help you keep the lie and this is how you repay me?

BETTER LEARN TO BEHAVE YOURSELF B4 I CHOP YOU INTO PIECES UNKNOWINGLY~

Yesterday went to take the basic theory test and i failed.. wahaha..~ for the 2nd time only..

Went to eat new york new york with Lave

I simply love the drink strawberry delight and a must-order soup is the roasted mushroom.. I love it lo~

A kitchen crew kept looking at us and beside us sat 2 "tai-tai" whom i think they were just acting to be "tai-tai" by choosing the seat nearest to us when there are so many empty seats around!

Hearing the way they talk irritate me.

Example like

"cafe cartel fish & chips is $12.90, here is $9.90 only. blah blah blah~"

hey "tai-tai"s, if you are that bloody rich? come and i cook fish and chips for you and i shall charge you $29.90 with 20% service charge and 10% GST?

Went to Jean Yip cut hair for $38.90.. so ex.. but the person style till very nice.. i think i wont be able to style like this and thus i took pics of it and Liangteck called me a stylo milo~ -.-"

part of the hair tio cut away

See the gold bag? I got it for my xmas present from my bf. and i used it twice only (including ytd) I like the bag lah~ Just that i seldom wanna bring bag out de~

See my manicure.. hot pink with strawberry at the thumb =)

cam-whoring time~
Anyway, happy advance birthday to JiaSheng on 5th July~

** updated

The fall down twice part~

First at amk interchange -- I open the door and i thought that there is no steps and i walk and i nearly fell (heng my hand grip the door in time) and i just yelled "wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~"

damn paiseh

2nd time -- after the movie "transformers" at sunplaza, I walked down the steps and i fell again

damn paiseh X2

* Just reached home and a quick update before i go and bathe.. Tamade.. the clumsy yLva fell 2 times today!!! and last week, i fell again at suntec cinema.. 3 times in 2 weeks.. wad rotten luck~

1st day of the month. Happy birthday to my cousin ~ MeiLing~

Anyway. 1st day of the month. I sld blog something more fun.. so here come the fun pic~

anyway, someone who i do not really know is getting married today.. haha..

If she happens to read this, well, i wish you happy & have a everlasting married life with ur hubby~ Faster give birth !!! lol..