Breakie smsed me what Ahmad sms mi yesterday and i couldnt stop laughing.. He misses mi too much that's why at Perth, he still wanna crap with mi over SMS.. Breakie u are soooooo nice..~

Talked to my bro.. he suggested me not to order Mac for the time being.. Chatted with Ervi and she suggested me to ask the operator to request NOT TO ask Ahmad to send my food.

Scene 1

Manager : Ok.. New order Sembawang Block *** Order is Ms Ng

Ahmad : I go i go~~!!

Manager : Ooops.. She requested not to let Ahmad send her food

Ahmad : Nabei that girl~ She think she pretty meh? Dont send Dont send lah~

*** Yup i m not pretty.. So pls dont send my food ***

Scene 2

If suay suay he send

Ahmad : Hey u alone ar~? Come this meal i pay i pay.. Eh can i go eat with you ornt?

YLvA: Erm.....

Ahmad : I treat u eat, u let mi touch lah~ Can la~ *Ahmad thinks dirty*

YLvA : Arbo i let u see the place where i pee

*Ahmad tot he can see part of my body and he nod his head*

YLva : there.... *pointing the direction of the toilet*

hahahahahahhahahahahaha

I suspected i am spied by a Mcdelivery Man
"This number 949974** SMSed me and this delivery man I confirmed that his english was worse than me.




949974**: Hi! if u dont mind can we be fren? Btw are u attach?



I replied: Who the hell are you ( i suspect this is prank person)



949974** : If dont mind. Im the want who send u ur meal just now. I hope u are not angry. Can? If cant never mind n sorry 2 disturd u. N i will not disturd u anymore. Sorry



I replied : So you are the delivery man? i thought is who sia



949974** : Yup. I hope u do nt complain about me. are u attach? Im malay. Can we be fren? wat ur age? Are u werking. Everytime i send 2 ur house u alone where ur family?



I replied: I'm attached.. Don worry I wont complain about u ( Already told you I am attached, I wont fall for you. SMS me somemore I will complain about you.)



949974** : Oh. how if ur boyfwen get 2 know about this? Everyday u are alone at home izit? Not boring ar!! Wat ur name? Are u skoling? btw wat u doing know? (this lousy english is wad he type not mi)



* Lazy to reply *



949974** : can we chat at phone? cal me if u want 2 chat ok.



I replied: Sorry i going slp.. Tml school ( LAO-NIANG NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LAH!)



NOW COMES THE INTERESTING PART



949974** : Ok. Next time when u order mac, tel the operator u wan me 2 send ur food ok. My name ahmad. 2morrow im not werking. hehehe. Ok u go n slep. Nice 2 mit u. Thanx 4 being my fwen. Gd nite n takecare of ur self. Bye. Thanx again.

FREE MCDONALDS~~!!

You might wonder why do i hav a free mac

I ordered Mcwing meal UPSIZED with drinks changed to Limeade + Mcflurry + apple dippers yesterday and the oder came at 4.30pm. But the spoon for mcflurry and straw for my drink is missing. (not the 1st time ) So i called back the Sunplaza resturant and requested for a spoon n a straw.. But i waited 15 minutes and my spoon and straw is still on the way so i called back the resturant again. The restuarnt manager told me that the rider would be here within 10mins. But when the rider came, i already finished my meal.. The resturant manager Ms Agnes called me to apologise for the delay and she offered me a meal. I will get what i order yesterday for today's dinner.. I am so glad that Mcdonalds is so good to customers. (I think partly also because I am Mcdelivery's hotline regular.. haha) and my meals arrived today~! Free of charge~! Hereby, i wanna thanks Mcdonalds for having such a good customer service and i would still continue to be Mcdelivery's hotline regular customer !

Pictures of Chun Dao He Pan

The Tiger

Cai Shen

The Rabbit

YLvA the rabbit

I mentioned in my blog long ago that i hated the 1st uncle's wife.. Da Jiu de Lao Po cos during 1990, my mum went back to her mother house aka niang jia.. and The bitch accused that my mum went back to steal vegetables..

Nabei.. Want steal also steal abalone or what mah.. Vegetables? Your vegetables not organic one lo.. Grow on wad? Golden soil ar? Nabei.. Talk nv use common sense.. U think you 1st daughter-in-law my grandma aka my wai po scare of u ar? Sorry lo.. She loves boys mah.. so she bo bian accept u.. u think u what? very pretty meh~? Nabei. u look like a maid lehz!

She really look like a maid right?

wabiang.. we look alike mehz ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Watched Just follow Law ytd.. chey the News reported say Fann scolded foul language.. But the whole show.. i only heard her scold "nabei".. zzz.. nabei very vulgar mehz? cheat mi to watch that show sia.. lol..

But overall the show not bad..

hmm.. lappy coming tml.. yeah~~!!

Yesterday went to Chew Seah house play poker & mahjong .. damn no luck for poker..

morning reach home need pray my late grandma in just another 3 hours.. I didnt have enough sleep. Went to pray le then go to late grandpa house.. then went to mum house eat dinner.. today i nv spend a single cent! transport got my uncle drive. food all free. yippie~~!!

i know it's just da nian chu er.. but i am feeling down now.. argh.. talking to meijia but still not so fun as both of us are bored now.. it DAMN bored..

found this webby.. i think it's nice
http://www.buyiju.com/zb/dxr.asp

show u some screenshots i took from the webby

New Year Resolution ~~~
1. Grow Slimmer (but i couldnt stop eating.. what's more.. it's pig year lehz.. )
2. Save more money.. (but i spend more than what i have.. poor mi)
3. Win mahjong~~!!
4. Pass exam
5. Stay healthy
6. My wishes come true~~!!
20 yrs old soon =XHe calles mi Jie Jie, i call him AhBoy.. Lols.. me and my beloved bro~~!!kk.. i noe i am not cute lahz

Told u i took alot of pics le lo

JunXian who is my uncle yet 1 yr younger than me~~!! =))

New Year Song

i made this.. wahaha

恭喜恭喜
in case i do not have time to blog tml..

Oh ya.. Saw Esmond today again and we agreed on last sat that if we spot each other again.. we would take a photo. here it goes..

A video done by fm93.3 DJ Cruz Teng aka Zhi Yong.. Pls view it.. Happy New Year soon~~!!!

LOL.. do u think my friend JiaSheng has charm??

If not, why would the Long John Silver female staff came to wipe our extra clean table 5 times? Asif our table got bird shit.. And she told Jiasheng not enough tartar sauce can find her.. Why she didnt tell me & Jaslyn sia? And she like find chances talk to him.. wabiang eh.. in the end i dulan so i told jiasheng infront of her when she wanted to collect my food which i wanted to discard but jiasheng tot it was a waste and decided to eat it.. i told jiasheng in front of her

"dear where are we going later?"

Right after that, she was not seen around our area anymore.. Haha.. anyway dun get wrong idea.. i was helping jiasheng nia.. i love my bf still.. and jiasheng loves his gf

Saw this post which i think is funny from my classmate's blog.. Sorry to copy n paste if u happen to see it.. But .. it's funny and i wish to share.. Sorry ar.. forgive me. lols.

CONFUSING ENGLISH
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?7

. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans ???

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???Get Back to WORK!


More D&D pictures..

Never ask me to smile.. i look so awful.. argh..

Never see 20yrs old girl act cute b4 har??

Call us vain.. LOLs.. unless u think we are not fit to be vain..

Modelling agency hire us pls??

Cheeze~~!!!!!

The Sunflowers are real.. so are we~~

I wanna be Malay..~~!!

1st let me clarify that this post is not against Malay and i am not racist

As you guys know, 18 Feb is Chinese New Year.. Malays get the holiday too.. Nvm.. Cos Hari Raya we get to holiday too.. BUT

ITE IS SO RACIST

I rmb tt time although no celebrations for Malays, but they can go off after attending half of the lessons..

But what about chinese? Tml is friday. No new year celebrations.. Ok , nvm.. But, lessons are as per normal~~!! argh..~~ i wanna be malay..

Happy Valentine Day

Happy Valentine~~

Those who wished me were liangteck, yanling, heng yeong, adrian, raymond, rion, kok leong, angie, lawrence, benjamin, wei qi, zhi wei, alan, dumdum aka changxu who is in aust now, qingyuan , jian ming & etc etc

How i spend my Valentine Day?

went to watch the show Protege.. Being poor in english, we didnt know how to pronounce and thus.. i proudly went to the ticketing office and told the girl

" I wanna 2 tickets for the show start with letter P"

i can see that she controlling her laughter (or maybe i think too much)

Nvm, the show was great and i saw my fav Andy Lau and Qi Yu Wu.. woohoo..

Ok.. i going download the 9pm channel8 show on mobtv le.. tata..

Our Memory

Pictures of my friends and I and those who know mi..

take a look

This post would be full of pics..

2 Y's ---> YLvA && YanLinG akA da jiE

Formal founders of Hamster Family.. LOL..

I couldnt stop laughing at myself

"YA-Ng" ---> YLvA Ng && AngeLinE Ng

YLvA && Super Heng akA ChaRiS

Heng ar.. My head isnt big.. it doesnt get stuck.. >.<

From Left to Right

Guys: Roy && JiaShenG (where theo?)

Ladies: YLvA, AngeLinE, ChaRiS && YanLinG

YLvA AngeLinE ChaRiS

Celebrating Charis bdae in advance.. =)

Short-hair beaus...

Haha.. k lah.. she prettier..

I mentioned that i was at Bugis village on sat.. i forgot to update sth which horrifies me.. the birdies at the bugis village foodcourt.. beware.. i was talking to my mum just as my fish & chips is served to me.. on the same table.. there got 2 ladies and 1 young gal whom automatically "shared" our table when my mum and i was buying food.. My bro, being stupid/kind/whatever, let them shared the table.. back to the talking part.. i was talking half way and a bird shitted.. its dropping was on my table~~!!

Heng No 1 : it didnt drop on my food

Heng No 2: it didnt drop on my drink

Heng no 3: it didnt drop on me

with the dropping just 1cm away from my sugarcane drink, i told my mum "SHIT~ we should have gone to v8 cafe.. no droppings"

i quickly take my barangs barangs and shifted to a place where when you look over your head, you wont find birds there..

Monday Jiasheng didnt go school , Jaslyn too (expected) , neither did Ernest, Melvin & Leon turn up for ENT lesson.. So 2 out of 7 turned up.. Ya.. Boey and Me.. the lonesome two..

Boey look really cute without spects lo.. and i quickly took a pic with him.. so cute..

he drew well too =)i think we look like bro n sis =p which he denied thatme in Boey spectstaken in class today.. Do u think Leon and Guang Liang abit look-alike?

tO : JasLyn

i talked to u in MSN yesterday. I am really tired lo.. for 12 days.. every night i sms u go to sch.. you would reply me "miss me izit and stuffs", "i will go tml" , "confirm lah" & etc etc..

The next day.. i would kept calling you and u didnt answered. I asked your mum to wake u up.. But u are just plain lazy/sleepy..

Everynoon i call you to ask why u lied again "i didnt hear the alarm", "i overslept", "did my mum wake mi up mehz" & etc etc were your reasons

This has been going on for more than 12 days.

You said that you duno how to tell me and u are going to avoid the questions. But if you wanna to be in school in order to get ur pocket money, u have to do something about it. I do skip school.. BUT if i go, i would attend all lessons w/o fail..

What more you wanna me say about you? This friday event you got the chance to go.. You didnt want to go. TPY hub event you said you are going but end up you came to celebrate ChunTing's bdae only and you claimed you cant stand people who are happier than you. Since so, why you choose to be unhappy? you can choose to be happier than the person who are happier than you.

You said you wont regret your actions now in the future even if you might think that you are childish when you look back at your actions now.

But, 17 going to 18.. It's not the age to play already. If you get into trouble, things may get out of hand. Your road is yours.. i done my part as a friend. You wanna listen ornt up2u. The rest have given up on you. i regard you as my good friend thus i am still stuggling.. No point saying sorry to me in your blog..

Heehee

My hair.. how come still soooooo short sia..... =(


Went to Bugis shopped for New Year outfits with Mama and Bro.. He so act ahbeng sia.. buy pants dun wanna try.. =.=.. ask him try, he took off his shoes and wore the new pants over his jeans.. walau eh.. where got ppl buy pants lydat one... no wonder get scolded by me lah~~ i am fierce de lo
i think that day i spend her money not alot lo.. -.-.. my bro spend alot lo.. wahaha.. my mama come out just to pay money nia.. so nice.. buy things got ppl pay one.. hahaha
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with such nice tiles in hand.. i wonder how come i cant win sia.. all is lack abit then lose.. haiz.. next time i should wear red undies.. hmm.. during chinese new year ba.. haha.. but i nv buy any red ones.. =x.. red one is sooooooooooooooooooooo obiang sia.. although it "could" bring some luck.. but maybe i should buy undies with birds design.. why?? cos more birds, more luck =x

Daren won.. OMG.. have you notice.. Last year was WeiLian , Campus superstar was Zhi Yang.. why all guys??

HengYeong with me in a conversation in msn

HengYeong says:
nv watch jue dui super star?

YLvA says:
got
daren win sia

i tot should be Diya

YLvA says:
how come both times both male win one even campus superstar also

HengYeong says:
next yr also male

HengYeong says:
i think nowadays female canot make it

they shud stay in sch and study dun waste their time

HengYeong says:
LOL

I joked about perhaps i can win the next Campus superstar but HengYeong told me this:

Ylva says:
campus superstar coming

let mi go perhaps i can win
YLva says:
lOL

HengYeong says:
wtf
plz stay in sch

-.-""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

he super duper look down on me sia.. But no worries.. I wont be going lah.. Asif i really will win lydat.. -.-

This year is Pig year and i love taking my piggy face~~

Ok lah~~ This post very long hor.. Some more got alot pics lehz.. haha.. cant wait for new year sia.. hong bao lai ar lai.. no $2 in hongbao plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz