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can block UV rays
Colourful~ up to 6 colours~!

This button when you press, the umbrella will auto "shoo" and open up nicely. To close it, simply press again and gently push the handle down.

If the naughty wind blow ur umbrella, simply press the button and all will be back to normal again~ It's 55cm circumference. Quite Big. If you are interested, Contact me @ ylva87_ng@hotmail.com or simply leave a tag for me =)

Selling outside at $21.90

But i can sell you cheaper than outside price!! =) as i get the direct stock from supplier =)

Celebrated Lave 20th bdae ytd at yishun safra. While waiting, a fire alarm broke out. Heng we not inside ahbo if got real fire, I would become roasted pig.

Anyway, had a bad quarrel with bf. Although things are fine now. But i hate it when he is always so dilly dally lah~ He wont try to be early one. If meeting time is 9.15pm, he die also dont reach at 9.14pm. And i hate it. I do not always turn up late for meetings with friends. Except for school. I will be always late for it.. wahaha~

The bill came out for 4 people is $123.05 =/

Why not they charge me 40 cents more to become $123.45? -.-"

Anyway, tues i went is much cheaper lo.. 8 drinks free and bill came $63+

Yesterday only 6 drinks and $123.05 gone -.-"

She is happyand she loves my cake~ haha





due to the no light situation, sry for the blurness

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Was clearing my inbox and i will post some pictures or quotes which i think is interesting/meaningfull. If you like it, copy it away ba~!

Secret of Success

"Sir, What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank president.

"Two words"

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Right decisions."

"And how do you make right decisions?"

"One word."

"And, Sir, what is that?"

"Experience."

"And how do you get experience?"

"Two words"

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Wrong decisions"

21stCentury...

Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless

Our Salary - Very less.!!

Who says our English is teruk? Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective, etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Singaporeans: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Singaporeans: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .

Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporeans: S-kew meWHEN


IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Singaporeans: You mad, ah?


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. Singaporeans: Shut up lah!


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Singaporeans: See what, see what?


WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Singaporeans: What the f...!

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166.121.37.11 is blah blah? Ok.. Now i get hold of the IP address and i shall go to the police.. For harrassing me mentally?

Hello. i say CHRISTOPHER LEE go jail no big deal.. You where not happy? Go kindly use a durian and hit on your head and jump off from the window. I said. U dont come provoke me and i wont.

I blog about Chris Lee also your prob? The media also got say about Chris Lee. Sue them ar..

Wait for your turn to go jail lah..

You dont even dare to use your own name. And shouting like a mad dog in my blog. Wake up your ideas you bloody idiot. You got no brains? Or maybe your mother is lousy not to give you a proper brain while you are in her womb? Retarded idiots. You know who you are. If you think you are that great to summon police.. Come catch me lah.. idiots

Have you notice some change? From the random section there is the copyright thing.. and the top blog area. Well, i SAW IT FROM XIAOBOI's website lah.. You guys can check this link out.. He got alot more but i am lazy lah~ Anyway, he is the one who taught me how to link people with pic~ Cos he provided a link and i started to edit my friends' pic. Spent a long time.. I think the whole morning as i have a hard time finding all my friends' pic..



Anyway, the xiaoboi blog really alot of things for me to learn. if i want to copy from other people's blog, i long ago copy le lo~ So i learn from xiaoboi blog. haha.. anyway, i put it doesnt mean you cannot copy anything here.. I put it cos i think the logo very nice lehz~ haha..~ YOU CAN COPY EVERYTHING FROM MY BLOG IF YOU WANT.. MUAHAHA..~ But i wont tolerate people typing rubbish about me at their blog. If i found out, i would report the police and say it makes me "mentally stress"!?!?!?!?! muahaha


I wonder where the Xiaoboi find me from but he seems to be from my school.. die liao.. my ITE uniform is damn erxin lo. Look like factory worker one.. Guys's are better. Got the front pocket. And i do love the front pocket.


Jaslyn came to my hse today and MY MUM COOK FOR US~!!! Then we went to AMK hub and later met up with Lave & Alvin for the Kbox session. Dummy breakie is in SG~!!! going back to msia tml =((


And i found out dummy is a smoker.. How bad.. Quit ok? I dont wanna attend your funeral when you turn 70.. I wish you can live till 100 de.. haha

candid shot 1does her face look like distored?? wahahathus i cover her mouthok that's all

tml will be a busy day..Project undone. sianz

What happen if you go to jail?

Well, i guess our mediacorp actor Chris Lee done a great model. So what if he went to jail? i will still continue support him. So what if he went to jail? Our babe Fann still loves him.

So those people who think they succeeded in making people go to jail? So what? Fuck off. So what eh? Go jail only but i believe you will get your retribution soon~ Either being deep fried in hell, or your tongue get sliced out.. muahahaha~

Call me childish. And so what i am childish? Being matured is good mehz? then you can continue to be one. NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU. I just dont entertain craps and you know who you are. The AIM of my blog is to convey the message that. GOING TO PRISION IS NO BIG DEAL~ (well, unless you commit murder)

How about raping? Well, if you get "rape" willingly, that is your prob. For those girls who can get to bed with guys easily. I would kindly wish that you will get AIDS. Pls dont spread AIDS around and kept giving to orphans~!!!!

About china woman~ You know what? SHE IS OUT OF MY HOUSE~!! Yeah~ Hurray~!!! And my MUM get to visit us everyday and my dad even gave her some money for those food she cooked. Those who think my mum is not good etc. Please go drown yourself in a pool of shits. When my dad ban her from coming. Are you there? So dont act noble in claiming how well you know my family lah. No one know my family more than me! Unless you are a family of NG.

How? speechless? wanted to cross the red window? go ahead. I dont need you here to boost my stat counters.

I read a article about girls being molested or seen guys "birdies" unwillingly at bus stop, cinemas, corridor etc.

Well, i seen one~!! haha.. With Lave of cos. We got the fate to share everything we see one. So funny~

One day, (during my sec2) i was walking to school with her at 8.30am. Yeah. 8.30am. We were Ahlians and Ahlians wont go school early mind you. We own the school.

We were walking the pathway along block 338 which was our block. And we saw a malay guy kept touching his birdie area there and he walked near to us.

As he walked nearer and nearer. Ta-ta.. that's it. He was unzip, leaving his birdie out for some fresh air. and he was "comforting" his birdie that it's alright to breathe some fresh air. And he was so proud of his action and he smiled at us.

Lave & me quickly walked away from him and when we reached school. We called the police!! haha.. who says Ahlians cant call police one?

And 2 weeks ltr, police came to my hse, giving me some photos. And i spotted him~ And he was caught! ta-ta.. the end

the above story is true lah.. you think i so bo liao go cook up a story mehz?

End of blog.

gratz to Chris Lee for getting out of Queentown Remand Prison~!!

I changed my link forgetting about the nuffnang ads.. the email notification for them and changing my link doesnt help at all~ how?

But i am kind to show you guys the maple pics taken long ago

Hitting the goby hse at Aqua road

i died at shark as i didnt know they could dispel your spells. Bf taught meand i learnt the lesson.. wahaha

and he lvl up at sotong

we were dressed the same! haha.. twins right?playing catching in ElNath was fun~!! hahaand we sat down at Aqua stall

Today is our 11th mthz~!!! going bathe go find my bf~!! woohoo~

Well, Ervi complains that she got nothing to read so she requested me to blog long long long for her.. Ok lah.. I shall do so. with pics somemore.. very good right? This post will be releasing the pics i took donkey years back.. like 2004 or 2005.. seriously, i dont rmb the dates but i do admire myself for keeping them so long despite the umpteen times of reformatting my com..

In case your com is slow to load the pics. well blame Ervi lah!! ( I am uploading 30 pics. I nvr upload so much in my life before!)

But i wanna thank Hitchoo for choosing to ad in my blog the 2nd time! i did sign up! Look at the cards i got.. pretty ones ok?

i got short term menory so i brief wad i did the past few days. When my com failed me.

Monday woke up early and went out with bro & dad. And i quarrelled with bf =.="

Tues went to Aunt hse for Nasi Lemak. Her cooking is great but hor... She is my aunt lah.. All of you cant taste her cooking. i wont allow that! Met Ervi afterwards for her minced pork noodles.

Wed went shopping at people park.. wahaha.. but today (consider thur) quarrel with bf early in the morning. =(

But we still went out in the noon to buy his game and collect my cpu from yeeting hse. bf didnt want to appear in pic.. he is shy lah so cutting him out of the picture is the quickest way to "get rid" of him. But i longed for a bf to take alot of pics with me and i do not need to "cut" him off lahz. =((

Went to buy "anything" & "whatever" again

bf drank whatever and he got green tea while my anything got mi sarsi.. =Da new indoor fountain spotted at suntecthis dinosaur is cute isn't it?
But my maple character is cute too de lo.. =)

Watched the Smiling Pasta for the 5th times and i fell in love with Nicholas Zhang Dong Liang already lah~

The PAST pictures

Year 2003

2003's VGA camera can take till lydat not bad le.. so dun complain abt the small size!! plus i think i look like malay lo.. wahaha

Racial Harmony in duno which year..

This is the kind canteen auntie Rose who lent me the malay costume and she is double kind by lending lingwei too~ Below is me taken with Oriblekreatur. You wont understand what i meant one.. =) Ok lah.. Cos he love to say Oriblekreatur. He was our form teacher.

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This pic is taken 1 yr ago of the racial harmony pics posted earlier. Well, i rmb i was wearing all white and someone mentioned he saw my undies. But hor.. i already wearing the "not-so-obvious" colour. NOT black nor PINK lehz.. i tried my best le =x

My 18th yrs old bdae cake. I think the cake is cool~~HongKong in 2006 New's year. I think the flats there are ulu and small & ex! there 3 room flat at sg u can buy 4 or 5 rooms lohz.. but at msia, you can buy bungalow le lah~but at least. the disneyland is worth looking forward to =)-random pics taken duno at when-

i kinda miss my red hair~ =( did i scare you? But i said i am more presentable now le what!!!!!! =Xok.. tata

30pics up today.. tired man~ ( i spent 1 hr doing this post.. omg omg omg omg omg)

I have never hate "someone" till the extend that i wanted so much for that "someone" to vanish on Earth. I wish that "someone"'s brain will be smashed like smashed toufu, eyes got gouged out, the mouth being stuff with my shits. The heart got gouge out too, and kept in a chest. Like the pirates of carribean "dead man chest". The anus would be stuff with durian shells. NOT durian flesh but shells.

Ya, call me childish, navie, evil, cruel etc.. at least i am better than "someone". not so fan jian. If you are the "someone" and you think i am writing about you. Dont be naive.. You think i writing about you meh? If you are so sure that you are the "someone", go ahead and leap out of your window. If you live at 1st floor, too bad lo.. then i guess you can go to the rooftop. In case you do not live in HDB, (in case the "someone" is flithy rich) then please go find a HDB flat.. Singapore is full of that.

now, i am not encouraging people to go and die. I just wanna vent out my anger. Dont act so high class asif you did not had the thinking of hoping people to die b4. If you do, dont act noble by teaching me a lesson UNLESS you are a saint. But too bad.. There is no one who is like a saint

Ytd was Dear's 21st bdae

this is his bdae cake.. nice to see, nice to eat too~!Steak for Dear at Jack's place as promised.. Got him a wallet which costed me $75. pierre cardin's one. I put this pic at my wallet

but dear put this =( he say got me only is better.. Went to Jumbo for seafood at east coast with dear, his parents and his bro n his bro's gf. woohoo.. delicious! yummy...!!! Went to clarke quay met up with xuefen, bracken, cassandra, chew seah, jia le, elvin & say kang. had drinks at coffeebean 1st while Lave & I enjoyed a slice of cake eachwent to pub to drink and cab home.. well, my mood was rather good BUT DUE TO A STUPID LAMER spoilt my mood.. But didnt affect much lah.. dont think those idiots are so noble.. But dear irritate me lah.. walau.. but see him so ke lian.. forgive him .

dear last time you were alone

but now u got me!!! in the future.. maybe 10 yrs later.. we will bewahahahaha..