Continued on the previous post.. Remember the shereen? One of my reader told me that she is a sister of my bro's friend!!! FUCK!! My november 2006 post i post her pic before but only back view.. Let me post again what i posted last time.

Extracted from November 21, 2006

Anyway, i saw the fat woman yesterday.. She is the one who owe us a hp.. borrowed my bro one and claimed that the hp is with the cantoment as she was suspected for threatening? Oh pls.. who is the fucking idiot you threaten till the police kept your phone, atm card etc? did you threaten the Prime Minister? or President? i dont think they know you girl.. or should i call you pig? Oh ya.. You have a name.. Call Marcus sister right? You saw us and dared not talk to us? Fucking noob.. I seldom scold bad words in my blog but this time i couldnt control as i have never met a woman as cheebye as you! *pardon me, readers.. she's really a pain ass!* Although i didnt snap your face, i got ur back view!!

I shall blog about the incident.

She asked her bro to borrow an extra Nokia 3230 from my bro during October 2006 and promised to return within a week...

2 weeks passed, all sorts of fucking lame reasons like hp detained in cantonment, lost hp, etc etc.. So I spoke to her dad. You know what freaking hell her dad scold me?

He scolded me and threaten me with his RedHill gang!! OMFG.. it made me laugh like hell.. Now is the year 2007 and people still join gang for? Furthermore, is uncle.

and i told him " Taiwan & HK gang uses guns.. What about Redhill? Beer bottles? Parang knives? I also got gang.. My gang have all kinds of guns.. My gang is the police lah!"

He told me that he wanna meet me to settle and i said sure, since you put down the time, i shall put the venue.. So i named Police Station!! and he immediately changed his mind to buy a replaced phone for me.. Pui~ What an uncle.. haha!!

Ok here comes my bitchy post.. The time now is 6.18pm and i am waiting for 7pm to play my mahjong.. So anyway, here comes the post

I post this pic before and i would like you to guess her age. 15? 16? at most 18??

craps and bullshits.. she is 20! same like me.. but look so different from me.. I am much more prettier than her!!! I am thinner than her too!! Slap those who thinks that she is prettier than me.. Go and have your eyes check!! You blind!

See for yourself! I am indeed ALOT better looking than her!

can you see ornt?? and she has so much fats!! no doubt her breasts are bigger.. But hers is not meat!! is FATS!!! Hers cant be called breast.. If hers lumps could be called breast.. Let me show you the real breasts

Get it? And do not say that i am defaming those fat people.. Look, i have nothing against fat people except CG Ng and her.. CG Ng is the most irritating guy i ever met in the wholivesnearyou forum.. But, we would love to see people with better figure wearing a swimsuit.. Rather than thisBack to the girl.. Let's call her Ms S.. Ok.. She claimed that the pics in the forum "wholivesnearyou" is not really her.. She had a friendster account with a pic that look like thisTell me about photoshop and make up.. I did a post on wonder of makeup.. just go and find the post dated Sunday, August 19, 2007.. But u hit me to death, i also dont believe that this girl is her!% of looking alike? ---- negative 100%

She claimed that she was the person on the right afterwards and because a modelling agency look for her to be a slimming centre's model and to show the before and after effect, that is why she ate alot to become the person on the left..

You think I am an idiot?? How about i tell you right now that I am jolin tsai in disguise and I am using the name YLva to blog as a hobby?

She is the girl who went to seduce my friend and threaten him with money if not he would be charged of molest. She claimed that she got the videos and gang back up.. IF she really have the video, that shows how low she can be. Where got someone who wanna took video of herself carassing with someone in the public? She think she is Tammi? Furthermore, Tammi does that in a room.. NOT IN THE PUBLIC..

Somemore, she charge my friend $150!! Freaking hell.. $150 for touching your breast??? $150 a guy can go fuck a girl 2 times in geylang..

It makes me wonder sometimes, is it because that the overweight people have too much stress that is why they are so weird.. Of course, not every overweight people is. But, it is damn ridiculous. I mean Ms S's actions..

I talked to another person in the wholivesnearyou forum and I got to know that Ms S actually dared to go and borrow money from a person whom she got to know for 1 day..

Please, no one is so kind to lend you money to satisfy your material needs or whatever things you wanna do. In addition, they only know you for a day. How much can you gain their trust? Need money? The proper way is to sell your items, meaning handphone, clothes, books , newspaper, tv and whatever. The low class way is of course, to sell your body.

Cut off your craps that you are a model or what . Remember, I am 1% Xiaxue & 99% YLva

Yesterday i was very lonely in school because Jiasheng and angeline they all didnt attend school. Well, Hafiz and me tio debar in school because the attendace is 80% .. lol.. went to see mrs heng just now and thank goodness she didnt say that we have to stay from 8-5pm..

anyway, had bandito just now and i am going to take a nap since the weather is so nice.. going mahjong with keong, nick, tommy n qy ltr.. (i think) haha! ciao.. will update a long post soon.. will till i think of a topic of discussion..

Quiz 1Rules and Regulations:
1) Each player of this game starts off by giving 6 weird things about themselves.
2) People who get tagged needs to write in their blog of their own weird things as well and state the rules clearly.
3) In the end, you’ll select 5 people to be tagged and list their names

6 weird things about me:
1) I guess i'm too straightforward
2) I LOVE to slack
3) I like to watch the same drama shows over and over again
4) I did not shave my armpit hair. instead, i pluck as i think is cleaner
5) I can be very emo at times
6) I can lose temper easily without giving them face.

Selected people to do this quiz:
1) JoJo
2) Keong
3) Lingwei
4) ChangXu dummy
5) Jeremy (Hao Peng You)

Bf came to my hse to eat the mee hoon kuay.. He commented that the soup is nice.. haha!! but the kuay abit not thin enough.. I am nice lo.. cook for him (that includes preparing since 1pm, going to the NTUC to buy his favourite hotdogs at 3pm alone) , wash the dishes, squeeze fresh orange juice for him.. total used 3 oranges lehz!! haha!! he said he would clear the rubbish but my dad helped him.. walau eh.. He enjoying sia..

Then i help him squeeze his blackheads and pimple.. Got one.. damn big sia.. I use my needle to poke then blood was on my hand.. Nevermind.. Tell you a more gross thing.. Just when the yellow thing hid in the blood, i am more determined to squeeze that out.. Duno why. I just love squeezing pimples.. The yellow thing burst out into my face!! And bf just kept laughing..

After that, he washed his face with a grumpy & act cute look.. When i spray the cold toner on his face, he "siam" with his eyes closing..! LOLS! when i apply the lotion to kill germs, he was there saying it was pain.. But i warned him le mah.. haha..

then, his favourite came again.. I massage for him -- a full body one lo!! Dont think of anything dirty.. Merely the hands, back & leg..'

and he left my house to play his game at home contented..

wahahaha!! see.. i am a good gf.. haha!!

by the way, i kinda love this new drama on channel8..

but i wont stay at my TV set when the clock strikes 9.. Reason : I have mobtv!! Because i hate advertisement during the shows.. haha =x.. but i love advertisements in my blog though..

I went to NTUC today and yesterday and i spend total of $26 in buying food from there.. >.< i am broke.. anyone wanna donate money to me? leave a tag and i will give you my account no.. haha!! i doubt anyone will do that..

Been busy since 1pm to prepare the soup for bee hoon kuay.. I prepared 6 ingredients - mushroom, crabstick, hotdog, vegetarian roast duck, prawns and egg.. the soup is cooked using spare ribs, prawn shells and ikan bilis ( sry if i spelt wrong)

so anyway, i hate rainy days!! and i think my umbrella is spoilt. I asked bf to take one umbrella from his mum and pay him ltr cos he is coming for my cooking but you know what he told me? he said nxt time.. shit him.. pray that it doesnt rain tml..

i am so good to him to cook for him yet he repaid me by letting me to be drench IF it rains tml.. haiz

Heard that the MARS will be near EARTH @ 1030pm.. And the msg goes that it is a rare sight..

but.............. i tot last year already have?? -.-"""

Got tagged by Lingwei & the Kumkeong whom owe me a tag too~!! -.-"

1.(the person who tagged you is…)
-XiaoZhu & KumKeong

2.(your relationship with him/her is…)
- Zhu is my buddy.. Kumkeong used to be my snow. But now he is my mahjong kaki

3.(5 impressions you have of him/her…)
- Zhu : funny, caring, kind-hearted, crazy as me, loving
- Keong : Gentlemen, shy, quiet, funny, responsible

4.(the most memorable thing he/she has done for you)
- Zhu : always at a listening ear
- Keong : Providing me with tissues during my secondary school life

5.(the most memorable words he/she has said to you)
- Zhu : she told me she could share every secrets with me
- Keong : He told me "nothing"

6.(if he/she becomes your lover, you will…)
- Zhu : we are both straight!!
- Keong : Love him of course, PROVIDED HE IS MY LOVER LAH!

7.(if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be)
- Zhu : Sex change
- Keong : Dont be so shy >.<

8.(if he/she becomes your enemy, you will…)
- Try to solve the problem for both Zhu & Keong

9.(if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be…)
- Zhu : She stole my bf?? haha.. she wont lah!
- Keong : He stole my bf too? -.-" Losing my bf to a guy is worse than a girl

10.(the most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is…)
- Tell them i value their friendship of course!

11.(your overall impression of him/her is…)
- Zhu : Best buddy
- Keong : I think he would be bf to his girl

12.(how you think people around you will feel about you)
- Ah-Lian, crazy girl, outgoing and i do-not-know until they do this test!

13.(the characteristic you love about yourself is…)
- My heart is easily soften

14.(on the contrary, the characteristic you hate about yourself is…)
- Bad tempered

15.(the most ideal person you want to be is…)
- Cut the craps! Gimme Luo Zhi Xiang or Zhang Dong Liang will do.. =)

16.(for people that care and like you, say something to them…)
- Thanks and it's always a pleasure to be your friend too =D

17.(pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you)
1) Alex
2) JoJo
3) XiaoZhu
4) Ervi ( her blog add cant be disclosed)
5) Qiu Yun
6) Jaslyn
7) Su Ling
8) KumKeong
9) Iwan
10) ZiXian

(who is no.6 having relationship with?)
- She is single i think

(Is no.9 a male or female?)
- male

(If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?)
- Zixian had his love le.. haha..

(What is no.2 studying about?)
- Diploma in . . . dunno which business course >.<

(When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?)
- Days ago

(What kind of music band does no.8 like?)
- Dunno =\ but he loves english songs

(Does no.1 has any siblings?)
- Yup, his elder brother.

(Will you woo no.3?)
- She is my buddy lah!

(How about no.7?)
- She is a girl

(Is no.4 single?)
- Nope

(What’s the surname of no.5?)
- Tan

(What’s the name of no.10?)
- Lawrence Poh Zi Xian

(What’s the hobby of no.4?)
- Enjoy her time with her army bf

(Do no.5 and 9 get along well?)
- They do not know each other

(Where is no.2 studying at?)
- NYP

(Say something casual about no.1)
- He's a nice guy

(Have you try developing feelings for no.8?)
- Nah cos he wont do the same too~ haha.. I only invest in people who have feeling with me =) I do not like one-sided love

(Where does no.9 live?)
- Singapore

(What color does no.4 like?)
- Haha! she didnt tell me

(Are no.5 and 1 best friends?)
- Should be.. they same gang one.. haha..

(Does no.7 likes no.2?)
- They are both best friends

(How did you get to know no.2?)
- Since Sec 3 we're in the same class and still friends now

(Does no.1 have any pets?)
- His little kitty named "Joanna"? *purr* [know from Keong]

(Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?)
- OF COURSE!

-38 pictures uploaded-

So you guessed the age of the girl in the earlier post? 15? 16? 18? WRONG!! SHE IS 20!!!!!

Guys in the forum WhoLivesNearYou, be wary of her. She is the kind who would show interest in you and meet you.. Tempting you to engage in petting with her, and threaten you with money if not she would report you to the police for molest or not she would show you the video of you touching her to your family with her gang members.. WhoLivesNearYou people, you can come to me to enquire who is this bitch BUT i wont disclose to you who is the victim..

Went to Bugis with bf just now to dine at V8 cafe and we walked to The Cathay after visiting the Chinese Temple. After that, we went to Somerset.. My legs are damn tired now lah!! haha.. but today go out i only spend $31 but bf spend $33!! Cos he bought a pendant for me from Perlin Silver as my present .. wahaha!! I am happy when i receive present.. Call me cheap-skate or whatever.. Got freebies, who dont want?? It is not asif i exchanged it with my body like those low-class bitches

Let me blog about yesterday's event

Arriving @ the Gotham Penthouse

Ylva as the Crew

The interesting washrooms.. I present you the Gents

and the ladies

Inside the ladies.. I think the Gents also have the same layout ba.. I didnt go in to the Gents at all.. I swear..

The people who can be found @ the 1st floor.. Near One Night Stand

Yes.. I know my fringe is KuKu.. dont remind me about that.. It only makes my blood boils.. By the way, the perfomances are great~!!

-The performances-

The mask

His fire stances made my mouth opened wide big (not really that big) but i really love his performance.. I can feel the heat of the fire because I was standing quite near him.. I was so scare that he would burn me if anything goes wrong.. Thankfully, it didnt happen.. It is great to be alive!!

Malay singers singing and Beat-Boxing..

How come the malay people's singing is so nice and enjoyable to my ears?? It just seems like every malay all are born-singers.. What happen to the chinese?? Chinese people 's singing not as nice as malay lo.. Next life, I shall be a malay and release my own album!! hmmpf~

Went to China town to eat with Jiasheng the oyster egg and carrot cake with sugarcane juice.. Even ate a fruit after that. Must maintain a healty lifestyle.. haha!! Ate Long John Silvers in the noon with him too.. He is very good to me yesterday by bringing me to eat the things that i love but i also repay him with the shrimps at LJS.. haha!!

So i shall go and watch corner with love the 2nd time =) It is already 11.07pm now

I promise...


* I will post the pictures taken yesterday from the event latest by Monday
* I will go eat my chicken baked rice at bugis later
* I will post some gossips here

It is 3pm now and i am preparing myself to the Gotham Penthouse with Jiasheng to meet the rest of my ITE classmates.. My fringe is damn kuku now can.. haiz.. suan le.. no guys for me to see there also.. haha.. not interested.. But i am still straight lah!! It just that today is the event day.. Not blind date.. =)
as i was typing i realized a new function in dashboard.. ok.. if i am slow that i realized it till now.. I know lah.. i am blind.. -.-"wanna see how kuku my fringe is?Lingwei's hair is nicer lo =(and darn.. i look like a maid with this hair.. a 妈姐 (ma jie -- those older days de chinese samsui women)=(