
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
2 dumb ass i met today
within 10 mins at work, i came across 2 dumbass.
DUMBASS 1
just now i got a call from diners club
say can offer me insurance package.. say in case accident *choi*
WTH tml my bdae leh. den call me tell me this. =(
den i said "walau my bdae tml , u call me curse me."
and the guy said "den i call u on the 19th ok?"
zzz.... (-. -)!!!
DUMBASS 2
He created appointment for customer and he wrote on the work note. Little did he know that this will be printed out and customer will get to see it. -.-"""
“ CONTACT CUST B4 ATTEND CTC: ********, NO CHARGES FOR THIS SERVICE CALL. PLS HANDLE WITH CARE CUST MENTAL UNSTABLE.”
DUMBASS 1
just now i got a call from diners club
say can offer me insurance package.. say in case accident *choi*
WTH tml my bdae leh. den call me tell me this. =(
den i said "walau my bdae tml , u call me curse me."
and the guy said "den i call u on the 19th ok?"
zzz.... (-. -)!!!
DUMBASS 2
He created appointment for customer and he wrote on the work note. Little did he know that this will be printed out and customer will get to see it. -.-"""
“ CONTACT CUST B4 ATTEND CTC: ********, NO CHARGES FOR THIS SERVICE CALL. PLS HANDLE WITH CARE CUST MENTAL UNSTABLE.”
Monday, March 16, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
BUSINESS LOGICS
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok' This is how business is done!!
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok' This is how business is done!!
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