Saw this video at some of the bloggers' blogs and i think i shall put it up too.. When i watch the video, i was like wtf? They wont feel bad izit? the old uncle like so pity lydat.. still stick out the hand and ask for money.. Fuck.. You can spend money to fuck girls, cant pay up izit? May your dicks rot!

and and and, i pray that you will be beggars at your old age.. Yes, 3 of you begging in the street in UK while i step over you during my honeymoon there.. I would step on your hands, ask my husband to step on your dicks. You deserve it.. Loser~

You guys watch this video titled "Bastards bullying Singapore senior citizen"

I have earned $54.29 from Nuffnang but i am not cashing out yet.. Because i wanna store to at least hmm.. $70? Not to waste cheque mah.. and making the Nuffnang team do so many extra job.. Moreover, they charge $1 for postage and cheque fee.. LOL..

so , in order to let me store to at least $70, PLS LET ME HAVE MORE ADVERTISEMENT!!! Nuffnang team if you happen to read this.. pretty please?? =p

i am also thinking of cashing out in mid nov, so that i can use the extra income (if no ads, then is $54) to pay for my cab fees during Xmas!! lol.. because it takes 30 working days you see..

I WAN ADs!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL..~

See my eye.. describe it..

-- small?

-- big?

-- listless?

-- double eyelid?

-- panda eye?

WRONG!!!

in fact, it is swollen.. =(

seen the doctor and paid $30 for eyedrop and cream.. there is something growing under the eyelid.. I cant blink/rub my eye at ease now.. And making the matter worse, the doctor said that if 3 days ltr, it grow bigger.. i have to take antibiotics.. If it cant help, i would have to cut it away under surgery.. and it would be damn painful as there are alot of nerves at the eye area..

the eyedrop taste bitter.. I didnt taste it with my mouth lah.. but strangely, when i drip it in my eye, around 3 minutes ltr, a bitter taste will conquer my tastebud and the feeling sucks to core..

whatever.. i feel so awkward when walking out on the streets, i am afraid people will laugh at my big-small eyes.. i even wore a sunglasses just now when i visit the doctor.. hope it will be fine lah!!! =(
bf's mum cooked japanese salmon rice days ago.. i simply love the taste & i even ate 2 plates.. LOL.. bf's mum is great at cooking healthy food.. yummy~i wanna eat this dessert.. yummy~

Please only click on the video if you are hmm.. 21 and above

this is the video i found with the Hei Sei Hui girl vicky and her bf..
and it's not done by me. i wont use such an old song

credits to 六合神 for this video titled as 黑涩会美眉裸照外流事件

unlucky day

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i got 5 tickets to go to singapore hits award because Lave wasnt free to attend. Immediately, i was delighted and called bf to ask him to go with me..

"what lah~ you very noisy lah~" and he hang my call.

he called backed 5min later and said what there is no singers that interest him and stuffs like ass.. said so much for fuck when he didnt wanna accompany me go?

i always give him my best, he wanna go where i also follow.. what about me? GO SINGAPORE HITS AWARDS very tough izit?

moreover, it is FREE lah!!!!

you are my bf for 15mthz, u duno how much i wanna go izit..

now i tell you

I WANT TO GO TO
SINGAPORE HITS AWARDS!!!!!!

DAMN FUCKING SHITS

Technorati Profile

I went out of my house at around 5pm yesterday because i am afraid that i would be late.. I am a blur sotong with no sense of directions and i reached there at 6pm..

i wore thisdo not comment about my messy room thx =)

at around 6.30pm, Mr Ming came with huiwen, then estee and the girls came too~ jayden was late so we went in and sat down for the talk..

During the talk, we discussed about stuffs like she don't carry a camera with her because she do not want to enjoy things behind the camera lens.

"Enjoy the world and surrounding with you 5 senses, (touch, sight, hear, taste & smell) not behind the camera lens"

We did talk about the copyright thing about blogging.. Like Ming said a guy who shoots what he ate and post into his blog but his photos were being publish in a cook food or whatsoever by another person. Now, they were filing legal suits.

2 Major objectives of your blog --- Outlook & Content

Outlook consists of pictures, the general layout, the URL of your blog, the title..

For example, if my URL of this blog is http://ylva-is-boring.blogspot.com/.. You think anyone will click? or http://the-greatest-person-in-this-world-is-me-ylva-ng.blogspot.com/ you think people will go and read? lols.. so anyway, outlook and design of your blog is important. You do not wish to enter rojak blog with mixtures of colours and words flying around..

Content -- the blogger's profile, archieves, music, lede & etc

seriously, i hate blogs with tiny wordings and with techno when the post is such an emo one.. it's simply yucky and i would just close the window..

Blogging world is so big that people just blog about anything -- from politics to personal life to work stuffs to sex blogs and to anything that how they want to blog about. So, be creative!!

so, halfway the talk, we strolled to Singapore River.. Physically, we were together but mentally, we ain't. Some brought back memories while i finally can slow my pace down and look at what is happening around me.

we had one activity which is we all pick one piece of paper and write about it and i got thisand i wrote thisI didnt eat anything since lunch and it's such a delight to see food!! of course, the main point of the talk is not the food.. but Mmmmmm... yummy~after the talk, we took lots of pictures..!! I was so shy at 1st because i feel like the rest of the nuffnangers knew each other then i was like............ passerby A.. but the peeps are so friendly!! I love friendly people~ and i took pictures with the ladies.. they were all very pretty and nice people~ and i look so round compared with them =(

Below is a pic that i took with Neil Humphreys. KeXin blogged that he's the author of Notes From an Even Smaller Island (2001), Scribbles from the Same Island (2003) and Final Notes from a Great Island (2006). i think i better go buy his books to readand my face is super round when i took a picture with jayden.. his face is so small like my palm.. lolcomments saying that i am fat will be deleted. i know i am fat.. u dont have to remind me about it..

so anyway, bf bullied me by switching on aircon to the max and the fan to the max blowing at me. He did it on purpose and not for fun. He want to make me feel cold. I just need sense of security, yet, he is stingy about it.

I am always like listening to his command, enduring his mood swings when he played game.. I walked home alone at around 2am yesterday. He didnt send me home as he promised ( for your info, we stay 5min walk away only)

and damn it when he said " i dont deserved to be loved"

fuck

为什么被爱 有时却觉得悲哀
为什么我还是害怕一个人醒来
为什么相爱 日子却仍然空白
为什么你 走不到我的未来

让爱固定下来
我不会永远青春可爱
我的美丽要你的温柔帮我保留下来
让爱固定下来
我和你 不要不要分开
我不要爱一再一再彩排
我不是每次失恋后都能重新再来

i will post abt the talk on friday, hopefully.. (or latest saturday ok?)
It is fun to see bloggers!! like jayden, estee, kexin, immelia, nadia and not forgetting Mr Ming & Miss Huiwen!!

if there's another outing, i wanna go too!!! ( thanks Mr Ming~! next time i wanna go out with you guys too~!! *hint hint*) pardon me for being thick-skinned.. wahaha..

anyway, here come an emo post.. IF you are feeling low now, i suggest that you stop reading from this point onwards.. i am worried that you might go and commit suicide.. =)

Sometimes i think to myself

--- "am i a girl that doesn't deserved to be loved at all?"
--- "am i really that ugly that my bf get sick of my face already?"
--- "am i supposed to be bear with those foul language all the times?"
--- "am i supposed to be the one giving in all the times w/o no returns?"
--- "am i supposed to be listening to your command? and do things according to your mood swings?"

damn

i really need sense of security.. and lots of it.....!!!!

going for the nuffnang organized de talk " to blog or not to blog" ALONE!!

i just found out who is going 5 min ago.. -.-"

anyway, i am bored ltr on my way.. any kind soul can sms mi pei me ba.. in case i lost my way..

so ciao~

I went out with Uncle on sunday and on the way back, i wanna eat mcflurry so i asked him to drive to the "drive thru mac"

that was a wrong choice.. he drove in the wrong direction!!
we are supposed to enter the brown arrow but my uncle entered the grey one.. zzz..

lol.. the manager was laughing at us.. Later, when i get in the mac because i was damn paiseh to wait at the drive thru.. the manager talked to me..

" Eh, you are XXX's cousin right?"

shits.. then i realised he is my cousin friend and i knew him in wholivesnearyou b4..

paiseh meter --- 100%

recently i have been watching 黑糖玛奇朵 ( a new taiwan drama by Lollipop 棒棒堂 & 黑涩会美眉)

the first time i saw 棒棒堂 on the GuessX3 show, i liked a guy called ah wei.. Because he can dance damn well lo.. but as i watch the show, i slowly fall in love with Prince 王子。I think i have a fate with the word '王子' because i love the song '王子' by nicholas zhang and i love 王子 from 棒棒堂.. lol.. very fairy tale right?? anyway here the pics

he is just 18years old lo.. and he is tall.. wabiang.. why the guys that i knew, doesn't have someone that look exactly like him? haha.. not even my bf.. I told steven lim that 王子 is very handsome yet he told me that he looked girly and recently, all the guys that the girls find them handsome look girly too.. (eg: Wu Zun) I think steven lim is jealous because he dont look like them lah!! =p =p

and i present you.. ah wei..

and i done another video for my bf.. i am not good in doing videos lah.. tml is our 15th month anniversary so i shall post them up tml .. it is in youtube already.. LOL..

this is my secondary school song


enjoy~!!!

黑涩会美眉 is a group of taiwan teenagers in a taiwan show called 我爱黑涩会

News reported that a girl from that show 我爱黑涩会 was involved in an affair with a married man and they taped a 18minutes sex video.. The wife of the man wanted to charge them to court and the young's girl wanna sue the guy to court too..

I went to find out who is the girl.. Actually it is very easy to find out using the internet but i am just plainly lazy... LOL..

this is her pic taken 2 years ago


and this is the pic of the guy who had affair with her taken around this year bashe changed alot in this 2 years.. not the cute anymore =(

I was suay again this week. I forgot to bring my student ezlink yesterday and i used coins to take train.. which costs $3.. It would last me 3 days if i am using my student's one.. Bought 4d with Jiasheng ytd, he tio, i nv tio.. =(

as for today, my shoes were wet because it was raining when i walked home from bf's house. I wore my white shoes to school today.. It is wet again as it was raining in the noon.. Went to National Library only to realize that my umbrella is in class. Cab back to bishan ITE and took my umbrella and walked to the bus interchange. As i was crossing the road, that damn cab drove past me and splashed water on me. Shoes & skirt became totally wet.. at that point of time, i wish that the driver would be struck on lightnings..

Going mahjong ltr.. sry ivan =(



Disclaimer

you can only read the below post only if you are above 18 =))

I blogged about JennyTong before after she was featured in the Shin Ming Daily News. But recently, i found out that more and more sex blogs are going on.

Sex blogs - obviously are blogs that bloggers talk about their sex experience.. They cant do it in an open way, so they hid behind their computer screen and began to move their fingers on the keyboard.. How true are those stories?

Do those people who read their blogs get excited and immediately think of getting engage into sexual activites? Visit them and tell me ok? =p

I find that all these blogs, no matter how true they claimed to be.. I just find it so faked.. I read it asif i am reading a story book.. A novel about sex..

http://jennytong.blogspot.com/ is still denying permission to the public. If she dares to blog, why didnt she show it off? I mean, her purpose of creating that blog is to tell people how she went out to gym or town without her bras and panties on right?

If you dare to create, dare to show it. So, the owner of the blog "the story of Jenny's Daring Adventures" seems like a coward fantast to me.

We shall move on to the 2nd blog -- http://www.bjpeanutbutter.blogspot.com/
does the bj peanut butter means 'blow job'?

well, if you enter the site, you will read nothing but stories.. Yes, boring layout and design and very normal sex stories..

I believe no one will be turned on by reading such wordy post.. So move on..

http://sgladies.blogspot.com/ ( I do not bear responsibilities should anything happen to you or your child)

No words but pictures of ladies.. I wonder if those ladies were aware.. So, ladies, take care of yourself when you are out =)

The 4th one http://seksiladie.blogspot.com/

A traditional family borned Malay talking about her sex experience and her favourite place of having sex in the public. Some people commented on it is faked.. Well, i simply read it and laughed it off.. I am not racist.. In fact, i am friendly.. I just wonder.. how did she managed to do it with that so many layers of clothes?

The last one http://thelustymistress.blogspot.com/

words and a few pics.. seriously, i find her blog is the most interesting sex blogs and i would believe if what she wrote is the truth. She wrote about how she wish that she could be f**k everyday and night.. and her guys that she had *ahem* with..

What is wrong with the blogosphere now?

haiz......

An email spiced my day

Dear Ylva,

Congratulations! You have been chosen as one of the lucky five Nuffnangers to attend the talk “To Blog or Not To Blog, That is the Question.” This talk looks at blogging from the perspective of a writer.

The event details are as follows:

Title: Singapore Sun Festival presents “To Blog or Not To Blog … That is the Question”
(http://www.singaporesunfestival.com/literature.html)
Venue: The Sun Tent, Empress Place Park (The area of green in front of Victoria Theatre and Concert Hall)
Date: Thursday, 25th October 2007
Time: 1830H

now the problem came

i duno how to go to the venue.. LOL.. anyone from nuffnang going? please email me to tell me ok??

Pictures up..

when i reached my aunt's house yesterday, it is a condo but i cant disclose which one.. It is damn full of useless security measures..

we are supposed to call up using this and the maid will unlock the lift for us.. but the device is spoilt!! we simply cant call up lah.. kept having the "toot toot" sound.we were so sad.. lol.. luckily the maid came down so that the lift would be open for us..

my aunt's new house is superb nice sia!!! i really like the design.. lol.. i am so envy that my cousins get to stay in such a nice apartment.. my own house sucks.. =( when i am free, i will snap the pictures and upload here..

the tap in the washroom also damn nice can.. lol.. I wish to stay in that house!!! too bad.. my dad not rich enough.. next time i wanna recarinate into a richer family.. =D

went to AMK hub and find jaslyn, then bf came down and etc etc..

this is wad i wore yesterday.. the whole piece outfit only cost me $17 ir $20 i think. i forgotten my leggings is how much but my top is just $10I D.I.Y something for bf.. inside is mixture of blue and glow-in-the-dark glitters.. i mixed blue because i wanna it to have a seaside feeling.. I even sticked seashells inis it nice???

return me my head~!!!!! 把头还给我！ =P